Haylo beautiful people, I’m back!!!
Most of us have at some point in our lives, either lived in college hostels or a PG (the fancy abbreviation for Paying Guest). And that was the time we came across the most weird kind of people, whom you must have thought are from species that is alien to us (not all of them ya, you get to meet some good ones too, who become your friends for life, BUT BUT BUT every room has one such piece, NASA would also want to study……NO, really, I mean it). So, I am starting a series in my blogs, titled, “PG Dairies”, to get you introduced to some of their species. This will not be a continuous series but not to worry, I will post randomly in between my blog posts.
So, guys, today I will be telling you about a roomie of mine with some really weird habits. She used to work in a BPO in night-shifts, but was reluctant to admit that. I don’t understand why would people do that ya? Just accept what you do, what’s the big deal about it?
Let’s go ahead and meet her. What’s the first thing you do as soon as you wake up, hmmm? Some would say attend to my nature’s call, some would say brush my teeth, some would say, “I drink water” kinda things. BUT, myyy dear roomie used to have fruit cake, croissant, swiss-rolls always to her rescue and that was the first thing she used to eat without even brushing……tada… (given her most dirty brownish-yellow teeth with a lot of plaque….eeewwww)…how gross, yeah egjactly.
We pay a lot of attention about our looks and how we present ourselves to world. Once again, this wasn’t her case. She didn’t care if she has worn her clothes inside-out or her clothes are even clean or if her clothes are ironed, while stepping out of the room.
She was very well versed when it comes to abusive language and, I literally felt my ears paining whenever she used to talk to someone on call. How can someone be such a jerk, all the time!!! “Koi itni qualities ek saath kaise manage kar sakta hai, kisiko irritate karne ki?” She was a perfectionist, when it comes to testing my patience…..uffff!!!
She was hell of a food snitcher!! Whenever I used to bring something to eat, she magically appeared out of nowhere and used to start gulping my food and ended eating more than half of it and I just let her do it due to my generosity (furious). Now, the most annoying thing about her, one fine evening, after returning from my office, I was on my bed and she was on hers, our backs facing each other. I was opening a packet of snacks, on hearing the crisp rustling sound of opening the packet, she unexpectedly turned to my side and cried loudly, “kya kha rahi hai?”. How would you react on something like this? I was shocked at that moment and felt like saying, “tu hi khale, main rehne deti hun”. How can someone do that? I guess the saying goes right for her, “Grass is always greener on the other side”.
If I will tell you more about her, this post is gonna go too long, so, I am ending it here. I will come back with another chapter of my PG Diaries.